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    Jun 8 2020

  • flyingmodel-rockets:

    pro tip: don’t fuck around with someone who never asks you a single question about yourself.

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  • May 29 2020

  • guerrillatech:

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  • May 22 2020

  • The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front Of You

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  • May 22 2020

  • Miss u

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  • May 22 2020

  • skiplo-wave:

    vulcanette:

    This is what it’s like to have ADHD.

    Well clearly he has take duck with him to focus on his quest

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  • May 22 2020

  • apersnicketylemon:

    catchaglimpseofalleble:

    apersnicketylemon:

    “What makes the poor entitled to billionaires money??” 

    Look, if I could donate 1% of my assets and it would end homelessness and global hunger permanently, I absolutely would do it in a half a heartbeat, and quite frankly it says a great deal about billionaires that they won’t do it, and it says a great deal about the people who don’t see a problem with 1% of people having the power to end almost all global suffering with a mere 1% of their wealth and simply refusing to do it. 

    You are not entitled to the wealth of others.

    Should they be charitable? Yes. If they are, great. If they aren’t, there’s nothing you can or should do about it.

    It’s literally not their wealth actually, when their workers are the ones producing, shipping, stocking, marketing, and selling the products just because their name is on the product. If 100 people work to sell something and 1 of them is so wealthy he will never spend the money in his life time, and the other 99 of them cannot afford both food and shelter this month, that isn’t ‘they got that wealth by themselves!’ that’s ‘they abused, coerced, manipulated and hurt 99% of the people in their company so they could have a bigger number in the account than the guy next door’. 

    It’s not their money or their wealth if they abused and manipulated and harmed others to get it. Stealing it from their employees doesn’t make it theirs.

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  • May 21 2020

  • toomuchperfume:

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  • May 21 2020

  • fairycosmos:

    i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

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  • May 21 2020

  • goteveryonewatchinus:

    stevienick:

    this is 13 seconds long but it’s already the best scene of 2019

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  • May 19 2020

  • qpocpotter:

    tom-marvolo-dildo:

    wet-hot-american-bummer:

    this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

    this 3:43 is better than all 8 potter movies

    this was a wild ride from start to finish

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  • Mar 26 2020

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  • Dec 24 2019

  • prasejeebus:

    “Britney, the lead single to your 9th studio album is out. Maybe you should promote it.”
    Britney:

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  • Dec 24 2019

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  • Oct 11 2019

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  • Oct 11 2019

  • madamslayyy:

    catchymemes:

    Harry Potter low cost version

    by Studio 188

    Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

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